I'm Outsanity.
I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site.
Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Cyberslacking actually boosts workplace productivity
Checking Facebook and laughing at LOLcats makes you a more productive worker, research shows.
This is a very sophisticated dress.
Because I’m so young I try to look older than I am so people actually take me seriously, this is probably going to be extremely important when trying to find a job in Chicago. Usually people think I’m about 4-5 years older than I really am, and I like to keep it that way…at work.
When not at work, I like to look 4 - 5 years younger…cause it really throws off people when I run into a co-worker outside of work.
I interrupt your dashboard of porn and rage comics to show you this.
I made this in Adobe Illustrator, which is a program I NEVER used in my life. I always “buy” Adobe’s Master Suite and only use Photoshop and Dreamweaver. This test image is still a WIP but I like how this came out compared to if I tried in Photoshop. Mainly none of the lines would be so smooth. Not sure why I added Shadows. I’m horrible with shadows.
A BLACK MAN IS HORRIBLE AT SHADOWS!
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[Personal] Panic Mode
I feel like something bad will happen regarding me and my job. Been worried for the past few days and it just feels like the end is coming.
Hell, I could be worried for nothing but, I doubt it.
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True Story.
So, my job calls me while I was sleep and my manager leaves me a message saying they a store in the burbs need some extra help to put shit on the shelves. I then learn that a tornado hit the burbs because of the storm last night.
I’m sitting there wondering what would make them think I want to go somewhere where a tornado hit and possibly come back when I’m there?
Like, how do I know the tornado won’t be looking on the town and be like “What?! No, fuck that noise. I’m coming back.”?
Maybe for triple pay for that day I would but… No.
(Source: outsanity)
You can tell m excited to be off work.
Working Man.
The more and more I think about it, the more I wish they’d pay me to NOT come into work. Like, maybe… $250 a week just to stay away.
(Source: outsanity)
My Day At Work.
- Cooking.
- Cleaning.
- Serving customers.
- Smoking breaks.
- Old lady put a hex on me.
Just my typical day at work.
Oh, minus the old lady putting a hex on me. That was funny tho. I have to tell that soon.
Shower + Happiness.
So, now I get ready for work.
That’s the shower portion of the post.
The happiness? Dexter is coming back. Even tho last season was the last season, I guess they have to tie up loose ends.
Time and Peace.
I thought I had today off but it turns out I have to work AND tomorrow.
El le sighu.
Home From Work.
Anyone wanna come pull my pants off for me and make me some ramen?
On the plus side…
I got suspended from working on Monday.
The upside: I don’t have to work Valentine’s day.
So, everything’s coming up Milhouse.
Ugh… Time for work. #GPOY
