I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
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Made this song. Don’t know why.
So, my job calls me while I was sleep and my manager leaves me a message saying they a store in the burbs need some extra help to put shit on the shelves. I then learn that a tornado hit the burbs because of the storm last night.
I’m sitting there wondering what would make them think I want to go somewhere where a tornado hit and possibly come back when I’m there?
Like, how do I know the tornado won’t be looking on the town and be like “What?! No, fuck that noise. I’m coming back.”?
Maybe for triple pay for that day I would but… No.
Just my typical day at work.
Oh, minus the old lady putting a hex on me. That was funny tho. I have to tell that soon.
So, now I get ready for work.
That’s the shower portion of the post.
The happiness? Dexter is coming back. Even tho last season was the last season, I guess they have to tie up loose ends.
I thought I had today off but it turns out I have to work AND tomorrow.
El le sighu.
Anyone wanna come pull my pants off for me and make me some ramen?
I got suspended from working on Monday.
The upside: I don’t have to work Valentine’s day.
So, everything’s coming up Milhouse.