I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
You know what’s great about birthdays?
When you get birthday emails from websites you forgot you signed up on.
If a woman were to come up to me all like:
“Hey, Outsanity. You’re funny and cool so, here’s my Skype, email and my text number so you and I can fuck around”
I’d be all like: