I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
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This all happened all between June and September.
So, I went to a coworker’s birthday party at this nice bar to hang out and celebrate with him. Also, it was a reason to go out somewhere seeing as I rarely go out in the first place. I’m there and I’m the only one from work while all his friends were people he knew. I talked to one chick, who has 1 kid, for maybe less than 5 minutes while I was mainly outside smoking.
As the party started dying down to the end, a few of us (me, the coworker, his girlfriend, the chick I talked to and this one chick who made out with this one guy while sitting next to me) started walking and got hungry so, we went to Burger King. We forgot it was closed seeing as it was like, what… 2-3am. We tried to walk in the drive thru. No luck. We flagged down a taxi van and basically paid him to take up in the drive thru. Me and the ex sat in the back alone while everyone else was in the front and middle. I put my arm around her, she put her head on my shoulder and I started grabbing her titty. You know, like a gentleman.
After that, we hopped on the train to finally depart ways but, I went with them to their stop mainly because me and her were making out They were shocked because they didn’t expect me and her to hook up. Of course, neither did I.
Now, mind you, I don’t do well with women like that. That was like winning the lotto with you final dollar of your life.
We finally become a couple a week later. Blah, blah, blah, sex everywhere, blah, blah blah, made good friends with the daughter, blah, blah, blah…
Now to the break up.
Around September, after the 11th of all days, I had lost my job. I went to visit her and told her what happened. I went on a few interviews and still went to see her and texted her like normal. One night I texted her and her… “digital tone” seemed different. I asked her what was wrong and she started her next text with:
”Well, I don’t want to seem like one of them type of women…”
That already told me this was going to be bad. Basically, in short, she said since I don’t have money, she didn’t want to see me.
Just this week, I said fuck it and just deleted her off my Facebook. I tried to stay friends but talking to her is more bothersom and she never talks back. So the hell with her.
I’m just doomed to be single and have sex only.