Outsanity

I'm Outsanity.

I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.

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Different Type Of Pees

collegetits:

the-gare-bear:

jamtastik:

kingjaffejoffer:

Stealth Pee: When you aim the urine stream on the back wall of porcelain instead of the water for minimal noise. You either do this for common courtesy in the middle of the night, or if you’re pissing at a strange person’s house and you’re being polite.

Circus Pee: When you attempt to do a “lap of pee” around the entire wall of porcelain without touching the water. This is strictly for live men, not for freshmen.

Evil Twins: When there is a stray pube laying across your urethra, causing your pee stream to split in completely opposite directions. It sends a shockwave of sheer terror down your body for 2 seconds until you halt the stream. Then you have to clean up whatever piss landed all over the floor. Unless you’re in a public bathroom… then you just leave.

Garden Sprinkler: For some reason, the piss comes out like you’re watering the grass. Straight shower mode with piss going everywhere.

Erection Piss: Slow. As. Fuck. You’re standing there a full 90 seconds for this shit to finally finish, and just when you think you’re down… another 10 dribbles come out.

Troll Piss: As soon as you put your dick back in your underwear you feel 3 drops come out. It wasn’t an accident, your dick did that shit on purpose.

Right After Sex Piss: Why the fuck does this sting for a minute though?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That troll piss gets me every fuckin time.

I know too much.

↵ Originally from kingjaffejoffer

↵ Reblogged from collegetits-deactivated20121209

Something is missing…

I’m in dire need of a good fucking to put it nicely.

I would love to have a zombie child. it would make a good ice breaker on dates.

“Yeah, it’s tough being a single father. Oh, and my child is a zombie.”

Instant pussy.

iPod XL

So, we all know about the all wonderful iPad (“iPod XL” as it should be called) and buzz is some people see it as something wonderful and others see it as a disappointment. But, I’m not going to talk about it’s ups and down. Besides, it seems that the big downfall is that it don’t support Flash. I will say this: People need to remember that it’s pretty much a big iPod. If I remember, the iPod don’t support Flash so don’t expect the iPod XL to do so. Before you complain on YouTube and Twitter about how people are comparing it to the iPod, shut up and relax… Because it’s true. Sorry.

Now, my thoughts on it may be a bit weird but, I have to nitpick, you know.

The design i think is good. The fact that it replicates the iPod with a simple design makes it look nice. Not too keen on the prices. Put it like this: If I had the money to spend, I’d more likely get a Mac Mini instead. Even if I was to get one, for free, of course (*wink, wink*), I think the most I would do with it is use it as a digital photo frame that can also play YouTube videos. Mainly anime and Japanese batsu games. I mean, it looks good to display photos but to put your iPod/iPhone apps on it would be ridiculous to me. The one thing I don’t like that’s missing but, we all know Apple will add it on a newer model 6 months after it’s fully released, is no camera. It would be nice if it had an iChat app so that’s one interaction point lost. I can see this being ok gifts for grandparents to send and check their email.

What worries me is who in the hell will carry that thing around? It looks like something you would take with you on a long road trip or to do laundry. I can’t see people in Starbucks pulling out the iPad XL. Not to seen rude but, that would be a douche chill moment for me.

I guess that’s all I needed to say about this new Apple product. I could be right or I could be wrong but remember… It’s just an opinion.

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Thoughts App

Sometime during the last few weeks a new app has been released for the Mac called Thoughts. I learned about this app in development on Flickr. It’s basically an app that you’d use to take notes with. Now, I don’t go into a lot of detail of the app, thus it being a quick review, but MacSlice’s Kevindid a video that tells you, for the demo, you are allowed only 3 books and 3 pages per book. He also notes that it’s $34.52 US (24 Euros). It’s almost similar to Word in a way. You can add photos, export the pages, change font type, size colors and add tables.

You can download the trial at this link: http://tr.im/KOlr.

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