I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
If I ever have a daughter, I’m naming her “Clannad” just so guys would feel bad if they wanna bang her.
Stealth Pee: When you aim the urine stream on the back wall of porcelain instead of the water for minimal noise. You either do this for common courtesy in the middle of the night, or if you’re pissing at a strange person’s house and you’re being polite.
Circus Pee: When you attempt to do a “lap of pee” around the entire wall of porcelain without touching the water. This is strictly for live men, not for freshmen.
Evil Twins: When there is a stray pube laying across your urethra, causing your pee stream to split in completely opposite directions. It sends a shockwave of sheer terror down your body for 2 seconds until you halt the stream. Then you have to clean up whatever piss landed all over the floor. Unless you’re in a public bathroom… then you just leave.
Garden Sprinkler: For some reason, the piss comes out like you’re watering the grass. Straight shower mode with piss going everywhere.
Erection Piss: Slow. As. Fuck. You’re standing there a full 90 seconds for this shit to finally finish, and just when you think you’re down… another 10 dribbles come out.
Troll Piss: As soon as you put your dick back in your underwear you feel 3 drops come out. It wasn’t an accident, your dick did that shit on purpose.
Right After Sex Piss: Why the fuck does this sting for a minute though?
That troll piss gets me every fuckin time.
I know too much.
I’m in dire need of a good fucking to put it nicely.
I would love to have a zombie child. it would make a good ice breaker on dates.
“Yeah, it’s tough being a single father. Oh, and my child is a zombie.”
Sometime during the last few weeks a new app has been released for the Mac called Thoughts. I learned about this app in development on Flickr. It’s basically an app that you’d use to take notes with. Now, I don’t go into a lot of detail of the app, thus it being a quick review, but MacSlice’s Kevindid a video that tells you, for the demo, you are allowed only 3 books and 3 pages per book. He also notes that it’s $34.52 US (24 Euros). It’s almost similar to Word in a way. You can add photos, export the pages, change font type, size colors and add tables.