I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
Guy: Do you mind if I take photos and videos of you naked and having the sex with me?
Gal: Hmmm... Well, I guess. It would be kind of hot.
Guy: Yeah. Plus, my Tumblr will have lots of hits.
Gal: GTFO and never darken my path again.
Me + no sleep + 6 hours at work tonight = X.
Solve for X.
You added a “new” image over the Explore link that no one ever uses and yet, still got them Tumblr snot monsters chewing the serves.
What URL shorting service do you use?
Girl trash talks guy.
Guy trash talks girl .
Guy comes out, audience boos.
Guy goes to screen to point out kid don’t look like him.
Maury gets results, audience cheers.
“You are NOT the father!”
Guy dances, audience cheers.
Girl runs backstage.
I think that’s a good way to put The Maury Show in text.
So, just what did I do in the Chicago Apple Store downtown?
Well, I walked around pretending to be all amazed like all the other fish in there.
I went to the iTouch table and played some Sonic 2. By the way, controls are horrible. Stick to a real controller or emulator. So, I was ready to go so I opened the Notes app and typed “Someone tell Steve Jobs to put a camera in me, please :(“.
As I walked, I saw the MacBook Air. So, I made it leave a message too saying “No one would ever buy me. I don’t have a DVD drive. I haz a sad. :(” and left the Apple Store.