Outsanity

I'm Outsanity.

I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.

Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.

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Hey Tumblr Users…

What was that code you all were going to try to put on profiles?
I can’t remember it because it was a stupid idea.

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Bored.

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Sorry but, I laughed.

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I don’t normally get political because politics don’t get you vagina and I haven’t really paid any attention but, none of the candidates really sound that pleasing.

Rick Santorum: Super religious and obviously a gay man. Want proof? Put one of his photos in Photoshot and “apply makeup”. He just screams “I want to sing showtunes” to me.
Ron Paul: Like McCain, too old and will more likely die in the White House a few months in. Old people can take pressure.
Mitt Romney: Name just sounds fake. Mitt? Why not elect Jerry Mathers and we can have President Beaver?
Newt Gingrich: TL;DR.

Yeah… Just vote Obama or vote in the other guys and it will be like Bush came back.

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Just So You Can Know

I have a massive erection and I’m eating cereal.

The Sexual Encounters With TurboTax

Did my taxes. Put my pants on. Making breakfast like a boss.

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Just in case you need help.

So far… they taste like if someone mixed sugar in booze.

Pepperidge Farms Remembers

Remember, back in the internet days, how it was hard to get a girl to show you her titties? Now, women are embracing it like it’s nothing. See, Obama can bring change.

God bless the United States of Internet.

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Like Boobs, Here Are 2 Thoughts:

I will never understand titty fucking nor could I get into it. It’s like a violation of some sort.
If I was a chick with nice tits… Oh, the money I’d be making off these cam sites.

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