I'm Outsanity.
I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site.
Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
People tend to say I don’t share. Well, that, my good folks, is a lie.
I keep trying to share my erection with women but they refuse.
Refute that, internet!
(Source: outsanity)
You want a nice cold glass of pop ((or “soda” for the hicks) or “fountain drink” for the Mexicans) but the shit is not even remotely cold thus forcing you to use ice which melts in your drink making it watered down?
Yeah, I got that. It’s a bitch.

(Source: outsanity)
I know the new Tumblr Dash (a.k.a. Dashboard for the uncool) seems to stir up some boiled blood soup but, an online petition to bring back the old Dash? That’s just too much to me. Why not ask for an option to switch back and forth between the old and new Dash? I mean… You already know whet won’t bring the old Dash back. Don’t you?
I thought I had today off but it turns out I have to work AND tomorrow.
El le sighu.
I have to say for a 12 episode show, I think it really ended at 11.
Episode 12 was more like a fan service/OAV episode.
[EDIT] There’s some fan service but it’s also a mixture with the women being pop idols somehow.
I’m at 2,999 likes on Tumblr and I was THIIIIIIIIS close to liking this pair of tits I just saw.
Kinda sucks we could never plan a giant Tumblr meetup. There’s no hotel big enough to handle all the sex and weed smoking that would be oozing from everyone.
All I want is a woman who’ll suck my dick and make me pancakes.
Is that too much to ask for these days?
I had to go in IE to find out somehow my LAN settings changed thus why Yahoo wouldn’t work? Another reason why IE sucks.
I hope Tumblr don’t become mainstream not that Vouge, LuckyMag and whoever else is now using it.
So… Let me get this short post over with.
I LOVE Asian chicks (and who don’t?) but, I do not like the ghetto/thugged out looking Asian chicks. Don’t get me wrong. There are some g/to ones who can kinda pull off looking good while the rest look… abused. I’m more into the pure Asians chicks. Like the ones back in high school who always did their work (I bet you was expecting me to say MATH work, eh? I know you were) and looked very pretty without any or very little makeup.
Ladies, I love when you do topless photos but why do the hand bra move? Why don’t you just keep a bra on? The purpose of topless is nothing on top. This includes the hands. Otherwise, you’re just semi-topless or not topless at all. Now, if you have like one photo of you doing that, that’s fine. If you have an assload of photos of you doing this, nudity is not your thing. Just sayin’.
I can’t stress this enough but all woman should shave down there or just trim it to like the landing strip. That’s pretty much it for that subject.
I got suspended from working on Monday.
The upside: I don’t have to work Valentine’s day.
So, everything’s coming up Milhouse.

This is me slightly better. Any ladies wanna play nurse?