I'm Outsanity.

I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.

Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.

 

New iPhone And iPod Updates Today?

I have to say, I’m glad I never really got into the whole iPhone lifestyle. Well, plus, I can’t afford one.
For me, I don’t like that they are now (rumored) pushing a new updated iPod with a 5MP camera, so I read, and GPS (which is needed if you ever want to use the iPhoto app) and some other shit.

Meh… That’s Apple for you. Always fucking with you.

(Source: outsanity)

I just witnessed maybe the best and worse thing on YouTube that wasn’t the comments.

(Source: youtube.com)

the-real-life-minecraft:

Stupid creepers, man. First the door, now the floor. :/

I interrupt your dashboard of porn and rage comics to show you this.
I made this in Adobe Illustrator, which is a program I NEVER used in my life. I always “buy” Adobe’s Master Suite and only use Photoshop and Dreamweaver. This test image is still a WIP but I like how this came out compared to if I tried in Photoshop. Mainly none of the lines would be so smooth. Not sure why I added Shadows. I’m horrible with shadows.
A BLACK MAN IS HORRIBLE AT SHADOWS!

I interrupt your dashboard of porn and rage comics to show you this.

I made this in Adobe Illustrator, which is a program I NEVER used in my life. I always “buy” Adobe’s Master Suite and only use Photoshop and Dreamweaver. This test image is still a WIP but I like how this came out compared to if I tried in Photoshop. Mainly none of the lines would be so smooth. Not sure why I added Shadows. I’m horrible with shadows.

A BLACK MAN IS HORRIBLE AT SHADOWS!

(Source: outsanity)

Typical Self Conversation

Me: I'm bored. What should I do?

Brain: Get creative again. Work on a layout or draw.

Penis: PORN!

Me: I guess I'll watch porn...