I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
If I could find a girl who’s equally horny as I am, likes anime/manga, plays games and loves pancakes…
That would be a girl I’d marry.
It must be great to be a pornstar.
Get to walk around knowing you’ll be getting sex.
Going commando in your pants.
Showing off to ladies what you think of them.
Worse thing about having a massive hard on is not being able to use it in someone.
Made this song. Don’t know why.
The show Bridezilla is helpful. It lets women measure & compare their cuntiness when getting married.
You ever had sex that when you were done you almost pass out like half of your life was sucked out of you?