Outsanity

Here’s a rather quick story I didn’t feel like making into a video. Well, Maybe later.

The past few days, both Firefox and Google Chrome all of a sudden decided that they don’t feel like downloading files. The funny part is that IE can download files normally. But, while downloading my porn anime, some random “program” installed itself on my laptop thus proving why IE should never be used or at most an install option.
So, now I’m losing sleep installing antivirus and malware programs… Running scans like a doctor.

Lesson to be learned: Say no to IE. Use a Mac.

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I was up all night last night, made 5 videos and still never went to bed yet.
Best way to celebrate? Ramen.

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We get Steve Jobs is gone. How long will you keep his image on the main page? Getting a bit tiresome. Just sayin’.

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I don’t know why… I feel like I need to talk more.
Tho, no one would read this.

Story of my life, eh? 

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So, the reasons I haven’t been on Tumblr posting much this week is due to the fact that:

1. I spent the week (a.k.a. my vacation from work) with the girlfriend.
2. I got strep throat on day one.

 I blame the fact I was out in the burbs with all that fresh air I’m not used to here in the city.

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Just wanted to share that.

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Planking was kinda cool at the time. But when celebs are planking, it’s not cool anymore. Kinda like if celebs were to start posting memes and joining 4Chan/Anonymous.

So, thank you, celebs, for killing internet jokes to a point.

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Usually, in Chicago, when the Taste of Chicago (a.k.a. The Taste) is coming up, they would have up posters on the trains, buses and told on the news. I haven’t seen anything. Maybe I’m just not paying attention or I just don’t care for The taste anymore. Well, now they don’t do the fireworks anymore but, I doubt that.

I used to like going as a kid. Then, as I got older, it hit me that The Taste is the worse thing as of late.

• It’s ALWAYS crowded.
• Last 2 years had shootings.
• You spend money for tickets to basically a bite sized sample of food.
• No more fireworks (starting this year).
• Constant drunk/smelly fuckers who bump into you which is everyone there.
• Crowded all the time.
• [RUMOR] Charging people money to get in a free outdoor event.

If someone or a group of people I knew wanted to go, I’d go. I wouldn’t want to, but only because I’d enjoy myself with people I know.
I guess The taste is just getting boring to me.

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What do you want now, erection?

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I didn’t begin masturbating until I was around 22.

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Don’t you just hate when you’re trying to be all naked and people want you to put on clothes?

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How come no one says “areola”?

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You want a nice cold glass of pop ((or “soda” for the hicks) or “fountain drink” for the Mexicans) but the shit is not even remotely cold thus forcing you to use ice which melts in your drink making it watered down?

Yeah, I got that. It’s a bitch.

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