I'm Outsanity.
I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site.
Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I should be napping but, I checked my adsense…
A whopping $105.69 is sitting there.
I’m so gonna buy me some blackjack and play some hookers.
Party time!
(Source: outsanity)
Only reason I wish I wasn’t single right now is because I have stuff like this in my closet.
I’d like my stuff in that closet.
Did I type that out loud?
ALT+F4, ALT+F4!
Dating Sucks
I barely dated much. I may have dated maybe 3 or 4 women in my life. None of them ever lasted no more up to 2-3 months. I was dating a chick this year I met at an ex-coworker’s birthday party in a bar. Me, I barely go out. I’m more of a home body. I only go out to the store when needed. That party was the first time I felt out of my element due to me only knowing the friend.
It’s funny how we really met because we only started talking (a.k.a. making out) after the party in a taxi van getting Burger King at like 3 in the morning. Now, you’d think “Oh, he was trying to get laid with a ONS (One Night Stand)”.
Well, kinda.
I actually did like her and then we pretty much hooked up and was together for like 3 good months.
I usually hate dating sites because I feel they just don’t work. I think I still have an OK Cupid account but I never get on there. No one responds. The only time I got a girlfriend from a site was from MySpace. Of all places on the net, I know. That didn’t last long either. But, I will say she was fun. We both were heavy sexual too. Just my type.
The best highlights of her was heavy making out, her blowing me in the rain and in a movie theater while “watching” Cloverfield behind her friend and pretty much whipping out her titties when ever I pleased.
So, I guess being single is the best thing for me. Not that i want to be single. More like I have no choice, really.
This may have been the longest posts I ever made on here so now you can’t say I wasn’t being personal.
(Source: outsanity)
Girl Flex »
(Source: classyskuntank)
It’s Friday, people. Time to pick a seat.
You can see he so excited.
Answer A Few Rebecca Black Questions?
So here’s what I want to know:
- Just who are her parents that said “Here, bitch. Use this money and make a song”?
- Why is she encouraging preteens (or whatever the fuck you kids are called now) to go out at the age of 13 to unchaperoned parties?
- WHO IS THIS BLACK GUY?
Get this stuff and some cola and you’ll want to punch out someone’s kidney and eat it.
I approve of this shit.
