I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
For my birthday, my dad got me a carton of smokes, socks and 40 bucks.
I’m just styling on bitches.
You know what’s great about birthdays?
When you get birthday emails from websites you forgot you signed up on.
I do my best to be awesome as well as age every year.
I’d feel awkward if I skipped a year of aging.
If someone were to get me Milena Velba for my next birthday, you’d be more important than Jesus in my eye.