I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
So, unless the internet is lying…
The chick in the Rebecca Black video has a topless photo or… all white women look the same when the titties are out.
This Friday is the 13th.
This can’t start or end well.
You can see he so excited.
So here’s what I want to know:
Can someone explain this Rebecca Black/Friday thing?
I’m too lazy to Google right now.
Look at your calendar and remember why shit is going wrong today.