I'm Outsanity.

I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site. Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.

Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.

 

Taste Of Chicago

Usually, in Chicago, when the Taste of Chicago (a.k.a. The Taste) is coming up, they would have up posters on the trains, buses and told on the news. I haven’t seen anything. Maybe I’m just not paying attention or I just don’t care for The taste anymore. Well, now they don’t do the fireworks anymore but, I doubt that.

I used to like going as a kid. Then, as I got older, it hit me that The Taste is the worse thing as of late.

  • It’s ALWAYS crowded.
  • Last 2 years had shootings.
  • You spend money for tickets to basically a bite sized sample of food.
  • No more fireworks (starting this year).
  • Constant drunk/smelly fuckers who bump into you which is everyone there.
  • Crowded all the time.
  • [RUMOR] Charging people money to get in a free outdoor event.

If someone or a group of people I knew wanted to go, I’d go. I wouldn’t want to, but only because I’d enjoy myself with people I know.
I guess The taste is just getting boring to me.

(Source: outsanity)

Twitter down for 5 hours, eh? Thank god for Tumblr. Tits and entertainment.

Short Story: At The Apple Store

So, just what did I do in the Chicago Apple Store downtown?
Well, I walked around pretending to be all amazed like all the other fish in there.
I went to the iTouch table and played some Sonic 2. By the way, controls are horrible. Stick to a real controller or emulator. So, I was ready to go so I opened the Notes app and typed “Someone tell Steve Jobs to put a camera in me, please :(“.
As I walked, I saw the MacBook Air. So, I made it leave a message too saying “No one would ever buy me. I don’t have a DVD drive. I haz a sad. :(” and left the Apple Store.

If you were in the Chicago Apple Store between 3 and 4 PM you may have seen the messages an iPod Touch and MacBook Air left.

So, I’ll be in Downtown Chicago in, like, under an hour. Just taking a break, doing the photos thing, buying pants and whatnot.

It would be nice to meet some people from Tumblr/Twitter during the adventure.
spot me with black shoes, black pants, a brown Inuyasha bag and the shirt that’s in the photo.

Chicago Photo Walk

I may be taking a stroll Downtown this Tuesday (today) with my camera.

Chicago Beans

I lived in Chicago all my life but one thing I don’t understand is the big ass bean downtown. I mean, I don’t get what’s so appealing about it. I once tried to take a photo of it but I couldn’t.

Someone explain this to me.