I'm Outsanity.
I live in Chicago and I'm nuts.
I like games, women, tits, vagina, porn, and tits. Oh, I forgot to say I like tits. So, if you're going to be a cuntloaf about nudity on Tumblr, then you're blogging on the wrong site.
Nice to meet you. Now, take off your clothes and cough.
Feel free to ask me random things or maybe submit something.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Chicago Ladies
Y U NO SINGLE?
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Positive these should be illegal. #cheesefries #chicago #falcos (Taken with Instagram)
Neighborhood classy. #chicago #pizza #falcos (Taken with Instagram)
Chicago. A fine city.
I am so grateful to have honest friends…but damn.
Told them I was thinking of leaving Texas for Chicago and they shut my dreams down fast.
They basically assumed I hadn’t done any research and was going to move up there with no plan.
Told me I wouldn’t be able to find a job, and that I’d be living in a shoe box sized apartment and would never have any fun.
Also said if I ever lost my job I’d be living on the streets. (Like I wouldn’t just come back home to Texas if it got to that point…)
Anyway, even though I told them I did my research and was applying for jobs they still found reasons I wouldn’t succeed…they told me Chicago was too cold for me and they couldn’t picture me bundling up in the winter.
They told me the farthest they see me moving away from home is Dallas or Austin.
Ugh.
I know they feel like they’re preventing me from making a mistake, and I was nice to them because I appreciate the advice and I need people in my life who are real, but it almost made me cry.
Even if I can’t find a job in Chicago, I want one out of Texas just to prove them wrong now.
“their dreams out of state” is what I was going to end with.
Of course, why didn’t I just post he as a reblog?
(whispers) too lazy
Logan Square train, circa 1950, at Damen and North Avenue on what is now part of the Blue Line to O’Hare.
Chicago’s beloved (and sometimes be-hated) “L” system turns 120 today. More vintage photos here.
i knew nick offerman was the best forever and always..
but the cubbies hat reaffirms it all.Give me all the baseball teams you have.
Craig Robinson is from Chicago. Nick Offerman is from downstate Minooka, IL, so he probably grew up watching the Cubs on WGN. Both were active in Chicago theater before their TV stardom.
It’s like a…hot Cub time machine! (Too much?)
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we can get behind the first five pictures, but the traffic part isn’t really what we do with our time…
maybe it should’ve been a picture of copious amounts of booze? anybody care to remake one for us?
send us your version!
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Winterless Wonderland
So get this. The weather for Chicago on Christmas is supposed to be 43 degrees.
Better put on my best Hawaiian shirt.
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Rainy Wonderland?
In all seriousness… What the fuck is up with the weather in Chicago? It’s supposed to be cold, right? NOPE!
It’s only chilly at most and it’s raining.
Messed up, Chicago. Just messed up.
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only in chicago.
i would run.
hahaha
OH MY GOD. ALMOST SPILLED MY INSIDES. BAHAHAHAHA.
oh…. my.. (; A ;)
i’d shit my pants if that thing was near me
Looks like a typical day on the CTA Red Line
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Setting Sun on Flickr.
