Just got off work and my clothes were soaked. Good news is my clothes got a good wash.
listening to "Jamiroquai feat. Diana Ross - Upside... →
listening to "Diana Ross - Upside Down" →
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right…
listening to "Talking Heads - Burning Down The... →
All homes should have a fire extinguisher.
listening to "Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl... →
I seem to make girls sour all the time.
MegaMan is set in the year 20XX. Solve for both X’s.
Epic ping pong. http://www.goodanime.net/mayoi-neko-overrun-episode-4/2
Come say hello.
If you’re having math problem, I feel sorry for you son. I got 99 x’s but an exponent ain’t one. Solve for x.
Wow… OneManga is suspending any mangas that are deemed “pornographic”. That’s a good chunk of what I been reading :(
Crazy ass dunk!
I just love how Ping.fm will choose to not post my post…
Aw come on man. You gotta let me on. Tryin’ to create a moment with this...– American Dad
Prom: I never went. Reason: I’m not getting dressed up to dance and hang out.
Floppy disks are just CD’s before Viagra.
I have to admit that Big Gay Sketch Show is rather funny on Logo.
Why do some people on the internet get upset over “curde” language but is ok with it in person?
Notice how the monitor on the new About page on the updates Steam site has a Mac background… http://store.steampowered.com/about/
I live in a world where people still think mixing milk and cola is odd.
I just blocked another ex on my personal Facebook. Don’t add me to later remove me or I will say bad things about you and whatever kids you may have.
Well, I’m gonna delete Safari since it’s… not good.
Whoever is subbing Seikon no Qwaser, you think you can… You knoe, release some subs? There hasn’t been any subs since ep. 13 and 16 is out
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken but did the male or female chicken come first? #DirtyJoke Ask me anything, even anonymously
If you had to spend eternity with only one other...
If she has big boobs, I doubt it would matter. Ask me anything, even anonymously
If boobs were money, some of you ladies would be living like Donald Trump.
Hungry. I wish food could walk to me.
I wish I could get some boobie love about now. :(
I’m so poor, I can’t afford Ubuntu.
My MacBook Pro brings all the geek girls to the yard.
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